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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher Correct, Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria
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Teacher John, why are doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this Kid)
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday, you said it's H to O! XD
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?
Winnie: Me! XD
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Teacher: Glen, why do you have always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm not a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie Give me a sentence starting with "I"
Millie: "I" is..
Teacher: No, Millie..Always say, "I am"
Millie: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand
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Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No Sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
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Teacher: Clyde, you composition on my "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother, Did you copy his?
Clyde: No Sir. It's the same Dog
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A Teacher
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